You're Pitiful

[Intro]

My life is brilliant...

What, was I too early? I'm sorry

Should I... do you wanna start over? Or keep going?

Okay, now? Now?

[Verse 1]

My life is brilliant

Your life's a joke

You're just pathetic

You're always broke

Your homemade Star Trek uniform

Really ain't impressin' me

You're sufferin' from delusions of

Adequacy

[Chorus]

You're pitiful

You're pitiful

You're pitiful, it's true

Never had a date

That you couldn't inflate

And you smell repulsive, too

What a bummer being you

[Verse 2]

Well, you just can't dance

And forget romance

Everybody you know still calls ya

"Farty Pants"

But you'll always have a job, well, I mean

As long as you still can work that Slurpee machine

[Chorus]

You're pitiful

You're pitiful

You're pitiful, it's true

You're half undressed

Eatin' chips off your chest

While you're playin' Halo 2

No one's classier than you

[Bridge]

La la la la

La la la la

La la la la... loser

[Chorus]

You're pitiful

You're pitiful

You're pitiful, it's true

Your dog would much rather

Play fetch by itself

You still live with your mom and you're 42

[Outro]

Guess you'll never grow a clue

Well, it just sucks to be you