Burnice

[Chorus]

Oh woe is I

Oh woe is I

[Verse 1]

You call for your friend but she’s not

The thieving deceiving Burnice

You stare through the lamp light so dim on the campsite

Unlikely precisely Burnice

[Verse 2]

Beware the destruction she reaps

Don’t stand in the path of her wrath

Yes, it’s a disaster that you can’t think faster

The afflicted, evicted Burnice

[Chorus]

Oh woe is I

Oh woe is I

[Verse 3]

You can not explain how it was

The restless, majestic Burnice

You talk all alone about all that is known

Of the frazzled, bedazzled Burnice

[Verse 4]

Some say your mind’s been transplanted

But you know deep inside, you’re enchanted

Your hand is unsteady, your eyelids rest heavy

Breathtaking, heartbreaking Burnice

[Chorus]

Oh woe is I

Oh woe is I