Why Does the Sun Really Shine?

[Verse 1]

The sun is a miasma of incandescent plasma

The sun's not simply made out of gas, no, no, no

The sun is a quagmire, it's not made of fire

Forget what you've been told in the past

[Chorus]

(Plasma) Electrons are free

(Plasma) A fourth state of matter

Not gas, not liquid, not solid

[Verse 2]

The sun is no red dwarf, I hope it never morphs

Into a supernova'd collapsed orb, orb, orb, orb

The sun is a miasma of incandescent plasma

I forget what I was told by myself-elf-elf-elf

[Chorus]

(Plasma) Electrons are free

(Plasma) A fourth state of matter

Not gas, not liquid, not solid

(Plasma) Forget that song

(Plasma) They got it wrong

That thesis has been rendered invalid