Circular Karate Chop

[Verse 1]

Never took a class before in self-defense

Never looked at you before with common sense

Gird myself for a short sharp shock

Trace myself in sidewalk chalk

I'll shut my mouth, you do the talking

[Chorus]

You're so proud of your circular karate chop

Afternoons in the mirror doing pop and lock

From the junk shop to the truck stop

To the big big top

[Verse 2]

Detention hall, name on the wall and locker dent

Never mind the withered words of encouragement

Pulling off my anorak, dumping out my black backpack

Take what you like, I'll keep on walking

[Chorus]

You're so proud of your circular karate chop

Afternoons in the mirror doing pop and lock

From the junk shop to the truck stop

To the big big top

[Chorus]

You're still bragging about your telescoping roundhouse kick

You're still looking for your Commodore's old control stick

So myopic, stay on topic

And this world is sick

[Bridge]

Three rules from your sensei:

One: Outsource your feelings

Two: Limit your training to be task-specific

Three: Assign regret to those accountable

[Verse 3]

Detention hall, name on the wall and locker dent

Never mind the withered words of encouragement

Pulling off my anorak, dumping out my black backpack

Take what you like, I'll keep on walking

[Chorus]

You're so proud of your circular karate chop

Afternoons in the mirror doing pop and lock

From the junk shop to the truck stop

To the big big top

[Chorus]

You're still bragging about your telescoping roundhouse kick

You're still looking for your Commodore's old control stick

So myopic, stay on topic

Man, this world is sick

[Instrumental Outro]