The Neck Rolls Aren't Working

[Verse 1]

That air horn is blowing away the clear thinking

That's needed to stop the loud air horn from making itself the discussion

This headband, I don't think it's mine, it's the wrong size

It's cutting off my circulation and making me think that it's fine

[Chorus]

And I saved up all my money for some lessons on how to spend money

And the neck rolls aren't working

No, the neck rolls aren't working

No, the neck rolls aren't working like you said

[Verse 2]

This gut wrench I'm using to fix the bad drainpipe

That's leaking all over my gut wrench is right on the brink of destroying

My chances of wrecking my chances of wrecking

Any last hope of destroying any last hope that I had

[Chorus]

To go back to being broken, like before when I quit working

And the neck rolls weren't working

And the neck rolls weren't working

And the neck rolls weren't working either then

[Bridge]

Then, then, why'd you have to make me say "then, then"?

I don't need reminders of when, when

I was just a child of ten, ten

Watching astronaut John Glenn, Glenn

Splashing down to earth again, 'gain

While I'm still orbiting

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]

Headband, I guess the headband changed my mind

The headband, not so bad

The air horn, how can you stay mad at the air horn?

Just look, it's adorable, how can you not put your ear to it?

[Chorus]

Monday, still not working yet, Thursday

Wait, I mean it's still Monday

I'm not losing my hair, it's getting shorter

And the kids are getting shorter and the rain is falling upwards

And I saved up all my money for some lessons on how to waste money

And the neck rolls aren't working

And the neck rolls aren't working

And the neck rolls aren't working like you said