Au Contraire

[Verse 1]

David Bowie came to town

Flying overhead

"Don't you dig my chops?" he cried

This is what they said

[Chorus]

Au contraire, Dave

Quite the opposite, in fact

As it happens, au contraire

Au contraire, mon frère

[Verse 2]

Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Knew not what to do

"This tie clashes with my hat," he cried

"Don't you think that's true?"

[Chorus]

Au contraire, Delano

Hate to rain on your parade

As it happens, au contraire

Au contraire, mon frère

[Verse 3]

Jodie Foster held two pair

Bach had three of a kind

Gandhi said, "With my full house

I will blow your mind"

[Chorus]

Au contraire, Mahatma

Hate to contradict you, but

As it happens, au contraire

Au contraire, yes, au contraire

[Chorus]

And au contraire, you square

Wash that notion from your hair

If you're still there, I must declare:

Au contraire, mon très bon frère

[Outro]

Right on!