Wicked Little Critta

[Verse]

The pro is here to lead the way, to save the day

Wicked little critta

He clips the puck from Bobby Orr, he shoots, he scores

Wicked little critta

[Pre-Chorus]

As he proceeds to torch the place

As he proceeds to scorch the place

As he proceeds to torch the place

Scorcher, torcher, scorcher

Wicked little critta

[Chorus]

He's a wicked little critta with a sissy bar

And he lays a patch on the tar

He's a wicked little critta with a sissy bar

And he lays a patch on the tar

And he pops a wheelie on his minibike

And he burns rubber and he peels out

He's a wicked little critta with a sissy bar

And he lays a patch on the tar

And he clips the puck from Havlicek

And Havlicek is used and abused

He's a wicked little critta with a sissy bar

And he lays a patch on the tar

He decided to ditch and he ditches

And nobody knows where he ditched

He's a wicked little critta with a sissy bar

And he lays a patch on the tar

[Bridge]

It's a wicked little guy

Wicked pissa little guy

Wicked scorcher little critta

He's a wicked little guy

Wicked little critta

[Outro]

He's a dink

Way to go

I like him

I got problems