Franco Un-American

[Intro]

I never thought about the universe, it made me feel small

Never thought about the problems of this planet at all

Global warming, radioactive sites

Imperialistic wrongs and animal rights! No!

[Verse 1]

Why think of all the bad things when life is so good?

Why help with an 'am' when there's always a 'could'?

Let the whales worry about the poisons in the sea

Outside of California, it's foreign policy

I don't want changes, I have no reactions

Your dilemmas are my distractions

[Chorus]

That's no way to go, Franco Un-American

No way to go, Franco Un-American

No way to go, Franco Un-American

No way to go, Franco, Franco Un-American

[Verse 2]

I never looked around, never second-guessed

Then I read some Howard Zinn now I'm always depressed

And now I can't sleep from years of apathy

All because I read a little Noam Chomsky

I'm eating vegetation, cause of Fast Food Nation

I'm wearing uncomfortable shoes cause of globalization

I'm watching Michael Moore expose the awful truth

I'm listening to Public Enemy and Reagan Youth

I see no world peace cause of zealous armed forces

I eat no breath-mints cause they're from de-hoofed horses

Now I can't believe what an absolute failure

The president's laughing cause we voted for Nader

[Chorus]

That's no way to go, Franco Un-American

No way to go, Franco Un-American

No way to go, Franco Un-American

Where can we go, Franco Un-American

[Outro]

I want to move north and be a Canadian

Or hang down low with the nice Australians

I don't want to be another "I-don't-care"-ican

What are we gonna do Franco, Franco Un-American